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Joke of the Day

"This guy told me that playing the voilin is the best way to calm you down. I bet he never tried smashing it over someone's head."

"Just told a girl who was getting too close we should just stay friens. In case you're wondering, I'll give her the d later"

"I love how you changed ""Conclusions"" to ""Learnings"" in my PowerPoint. Any other made-up words I should add?"

"Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. His summer was ok."

"Why are a good majority of Americans obese? At least the food won't take away their rights. Do a little oppression of their own."

"How to always be positive in life: | life |"

"*Seeing words in itallic...* Makes me want to eat *pasta*."

"A man is hit by a can of coke But he was alright because it was a soft drink"

"I like to sneak into people's houses and masturbate in their livingroom. ...so far no ones heard me cumming."

"What's the difference between a New Yorker and a Canadian? A New Yorker takes the A train; a Canadian takes the train, eh."