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Joke of the Day

"A frog is sitting on a lily pad in the middle of what is clearly a river. He shouts to a toad on the shore, ""Hey, look at me, I'm on a lake!"" The toad yells back, ""Naw man, you're in de-nile"""

"Some people think vasectomies and castration are similar procedures but there's a vas deferens between the two."

"My boss just choked on a breath mint. It was a tough decision to do the Heimlich maneuver because he really needed that mint."

"Girls who marry for money & guys who marry for beauty are equally robbed in the end."

"Cigarettes are just like hamsters. They're perfectly harmless until you stick one in your mouth and light it on fire."

"Obama is visiting India! Indian government has installed 15000 CCTV cameras. Come on! Just cause he is Black, he won't steal!"

"What happened when the cow jumped over the barbed wire fence? Udder disaster."

"I bet the worst part about kidnapping someone is knowing they are just sitting there in your trunk, judging your choice in music."

"Damn, baby got back. And front. And sides. Baby three-dimensional. This is a real baby."

"Masturbation in the Mafia is called 'Offing Jack.'"