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Joke of the Day
"I have a love hate relationship... Fuck everyone else."
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"Most humor is funny, but, Vitreous Humor is in the eye of the beholder."
"""SANTA"" rearranged is ""SATAN""...I'm on to you fat man"
"""What were you before you came to school boys and girls?"" asked the teacher hoping that someone would say ""babies."" She was disappointed when all the children cried out ""Happy!"""
"What do you call a thief running down your stairs? A condescending con descending."
"TWITTER: something just isn't clicking here HORDE OF RACIST EGGS: [cacophony of immoral filth] TWITTER: eliminate the looping video service"
"The grass may be greener on the other side but at least you don't have to mow it."
"There should be a trap door at the front of the line for coffee that opens into a pit of fire if you take too long to order."
"*Gets pulled over by cop* ""Papers?"" ""Scissors"" *Cop removes glasses* ""Rocks?"" *Both start successful trap house*"
"What do Asians do when they have erections? They vote"