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Joke of the Day

"What is the difference between a female blond and a female mosquito? A female mosquito can raise a family when she is done sucking."

"Not sure what to do with all the daylight we are saving."

"How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question. Gas chambers don't have light bulbs."

"A SQL statement walks into a bar... he confidently walks up to a couple of tables and says, ""May I join you?""."

"What do you get when you cross a stoner with a halo nerd? Masterchief"

"How do you turn tap water into holy water? You boil the HELL out of it! Har har har."

"Why'd the pervert get banned from the board game shop? No fucking clue"

"""I don't want this holiday to end mummy!"" ""Don't worry Madeleine, it won't"""

"Life isn't about winning and losing. It's about wishing you would have won and wondering why you lost."

"Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff... Ba Dum Tss!"