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"Your cock is so small you could use it to floss teeth."
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"What does r/jokes have in common with Amy Schumer Most of these joke aren't original."
"Joke i heard between 2 airport janitors. A:""where are you going?"" B:""to the toilet, where else can one go in an airport?"" --- I would like to add that my emotional response was mixed."
"My stove is the most expensive cigarette lighter I've ever purchased."
"My car ran out of gas in a trailer park and now I have the most expensive home in the neighborhood."
"How can you tell if a fat chick is pregnant? You can't."
"What is the one thing you don't give to a Jewish kindergartner? A gold star."
"If the number 666 is considered evil ..is 25.8069758 the root of all evil? Edit: My first gold! Thank you kind stranger."
"BOSS: It's come to my attention that you've disabled attachments for emails. You have to fix that. BUDDHA: But attachments cause suffering."
"looking back, I wish I'd bought my baked beans online... Heinz site's a wonderful thing"