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Joke of the Day

"Your cock is so small you could use it to floss teeth."

"What happens if Usain Bolt misses his bus? He waits for it at the next stop."

"I went to a bar that only served beer in cans,and bottles. Seems the place had a draught excluder."

"A duck waddles into a lake... The geese say 'Hi Dave!' The boss faints."

"What is the most awkward day in Harlem? Father's Day"

"Back in the 70's I met this really cool blind man He was really outta sight!"

"One out of three men have a problem with premature ejaculation. The rest of us just don't think it's a problem"

"How do you find Will Smith in the snow? You look for fresh prints"

"Spoiler alert for the lady in this line, repeatedly asking her newborn 'what's wrong?' Its not gonna answer ya."

"Did you hear about the support group for people who talk too much? They're calling it ""On and on Anon""."