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"Why did the bald man put a rabbit on his head? Because he wanted a head of hare (hair)."
"ME: [rubbing stomach after a big meal] WAITER: please stop touching me"
"Why was the pig in the kitchen? It was bacon."
"What do they call the doctor who released private health information after he got mad at his being given away? A Hipaacrite"
"5 out of 6 people would recommend it... 5 out of 6 people who played Russian roulette, would recommend it to others."
"If you think marijuana doesn't kill you've obviously never read the bible. People getting stoned to death left and right."
"What does a paedophile like to do while on vacation? Get some son."
"What do you call the queue of Software Engineers standing outside Heaven ? The Y2K deadline !"
"A group of mimes kidnapped me They did unspeakable things to me"