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Joke of the Day

"What happens when you place a black baby next to your ear... You can hear a future mixtape."

"I will work for Apple But I take bananas too. Or just any food. Please."

"When it boils down to it water is just steam."

"Yo mama's so fat... Yo mama's so fat that we had to put the real joke in the comments."

"I bought some super sensitive condoms a few months ago and they won't stop crying because I don't use them."

"Twitter was down for a couple of hours but I didn't panic at all. I dialed 911 and calmly told them ""people are about to die"". Then Hung up."

"Why do pretty faces happen to bad people?"

"I hope this Hurricane is a Joaquin the park ;)"

"Every time I cook risotto I feel like Gordon Ramsey is going to walk in and scream at me."

"Being popular on twitter is like being the keynote speaker at a Dementia Convention. No one remembers you the next day."