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Joke of the Day
"What did the Italian say when 6 curses were removed from him? Hexagon."
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"What did the barfly say to the other barfly? I saved you a stool."
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"I read the Constitution... ...but only for the articles."
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"What did the Physics professor say to the fat kid in school? ""You've got a lot of potential!"""
"A man is caught staring so hard at his marriage certificate by his wife... She asks him what he's looking for. He replies, ""oh just the expiration date!"""