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Joke of the Day
"What did the Italian say when 6 curses were removed from him? Hexagon."
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"Getting to know someone is a lot like making toast; don't do it in the bathtub."
"A fun prank if your roommate is a cartoon character is to draw clothes on the mirror so he leaves the house not realizing he's naked."
"My favorite sex position is the JFK. I splatter all over her while she screams and tries to get out of the car."
"My girlfriend says that small penis isn't that big of a problem But I still think that she shouldn't have one."
"My boss asked if I had Facebook and I said sure and gave up the link. Then she asked about twitter. After an awkward silence I said, huh?"
"I have three kids, one of each."
"I'm not saying he ate the candy canes off the bottom of the Christmas tree I'm just saying my dog's breath was minty fresh this morning."
"Shameless Bachelor Joke Theft Why did the walrus go to the Tupperware store? He wanted to find a tight seal!"
"What do spinach and anal sex have in common? If you had them as a child, you probably won't like them as an adult!"