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Joke of the Day

"Fidel Castro's Favorite Pickup Line Girl, I'm no Kennedy or Khrushchev, but I can show you a Cuban Missile Crisis"

"Reincarnation I told my wife that in the Hindu religion she could come back as something completely different. She said she wanted to come back as a cow. I told her she wasn't listening."

"Pregnancy in the 1940's. (Doc) - ""Mrs. Smith, I have some **great** news for you"".... (Patient) - ""Thats MISS Smith, doctor!"".... (Doc) - ""Miss Smith, I have some *bad* news for you""...."

"What do you get when you cross a chief with a black belt? Kung Food!"

"I hope I don't get rheumatoid arthritis.. Fingers crossed."

"Bacon causes cancer. Canadian bacon apologizes."

"Did you hear about the 150 lb. man who had 75 lb. testicles? He was half nuts!!!"

"I have no use for this *tosses dictionary out of glass square thing which you can see outside through*"

"Chess is actually quite easy... Knight takes Rook, King takes Queen, and Bishop molests the Pawns."

"I just dozed off for a minute and woke up freaking out because I thought I missed my exit."