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Joke of the Day

"You know when your teacher is running ten minutes late and it feels like nobody is in charge? That's what Mexico feels like all the time."

"A boss at a workplace says to his secretary, ""File this report, please.""""You file it, sir,"" the secretary replies. ""I'm a secretary, not a woodworker."""

"There's a new study out from the Department of Education... It shows that two thirds of Americans don't understand fractions and the other half don't care."

"My gilfriend Is like Pokemon go servers. Unreliable Edit: bad spelling in title"

"What do you call a silent cow canned beef"

"I like to kiss my girlfriends neck. I guess I'm a neck romancer."

"Time for an update twitter. Please add a ""WHO CARES"" button right next to retweet and favorite."

"I leaked a sex tape of myself 3 months ago. It has 14 hits! Those hits are from me checking to see how many hits it has."

"it's always the wrong ex who gets drunk and messages you a million times about how much he loves you."

"How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Don't be silly. Feminists can't change anything!"