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Joke of the Day

"I'm totally hooked on masturbation! It's a dick thing.."

"What's the best way to see a charging herd of elephants ? On television !"

"Q: How do you make a Venetian blind? A: Stick a finger in his eye."

"Why should you never disturb a mirror? Because they are always reflecting."

"My Internet is acting like a black guy It doesn't work"

"[NSFW] A baby was born with no eye lids. . So they used the skin from his circumcision to make them. They said he'll be alright, just a little cockeyed."

"My old best friend ran off years ago to pursue his dream of becoming a mime... I haven't heard from him since."

"Someone just caught me picking my nose at a stop light. Had to just cut my losses and run the red light."

"If OP was a Pizza Delivery Driver, how much would he make? Nothing because OP never delivers."

"Why are there no painkillers in the jungle? Because the parrots eat 'em all. ^^^^^(Paracetamol)"