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Joke of the Day

"Why are there no painkillers in the jungle? Because the parrots eat 'em all. ^^^^^(Paracetamol)"

"A Dutch guy, a Belgian guy and a Greek guy are sitting in a room The Dutch guy had a joke, but wanted money for it. The Greek guy couldn't pay it and the Belgian guy didn't get it."

"Mummies are basically just zombie burritos."

"All work and no play... .... makes Abraham Lincoln a full term president. Im going to hell."

"Threeway or gangbang If five pre-civil war slaves are gangbanging someone, is it considered a threeway?"

"George R R Martin, dead after reaching peak popularity Just like one of his characters. (If this trash of a post hit the front page, the title could really mess with some GoT fans, I'm just saying)"

"Fun prank: a chameleon exhibit with no chameleon."

"A dyslexic atheist screamed out loud... THERE IS NO DOG!"

"People from the UK have been exercising more. They've lost a few pounds."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Ann ! Ann who ? Ann-onymous !"