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Joke of the Day
"A dog was giving birth on the side of the road... She was cited with littering."
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"Nice try, theatre ad. But some of us don't need to put our phones on silent, for we have prevented calls with our deplorable personalities."
"Today I saw a 'missing dog' post on the entrance door of a ... ... chinese restaurant."
"So I was hanging out with this tree... It was shady, so I left."
"Some people are allergic to me. You know why? Deez nuts."
"I burned my Hawaiian pizza today... I guess i should have put the oven on aloha setting"
"I shot a black teenager the other day I was arrested for impersonating a police officer."
"Me and be Jealous?... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ... Who is McDonald's and why are you 'lovin it'?"
"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It doesn't matter. Feminists can't change anything."
"A barber, a hairdresser, and bigfoot walk into a bar... You know what...I'm gonna shave this joke for another time."