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Joke of the Day
"Some people are allergic to me. You know why? Deez nuts."
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"How do you know when you're watching too much porn? Your MILF tells you so."
"Have you ever heard Yoko Ono sing? Lennon really dodged a bullet with that one."
"I decided to open a new business that builds doors for obese people, it shall be called Mordor."
"While defending the relevance of his laser experiments, the scientist shouted, ""Photons matter!"""