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Joke of the Day

"Atheist Sam's grand-daughter Saudi Atheist Sam gets an email that his new grand-daughter is named Saudi. His first response? Jesus!"

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"My friend had to step in as the lead of Little Shop of Horrors at the last second. He was Suddenly Seymour."
"Why do priests have you call them Father.. Because 'Daddy' was too obvious"
"Why do you go to bed? Because the bed will not come to you."
"Before you unleash her inner goddess, try to find out if she's channeling Aphrodite or Medusa."
"What are french journalists good at catching? Bullets."
"Q: Why do women have tits? A: So men will talk to them."
"A Trump supporter asked an opponent what the candidate should do for the American taxpayer. The opponent laughed and said, ""How about becoming one himself?"""
"""Why is there a Women's Studies Major, but not a Men's Studies Major"" ""There is a Men's Studies major, its called history"""
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