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Joke of the Day

"Atheist Sam's grand-daughter Saudi Atheist Sam gets an email that his new grand-daughter is named Saudi. His first response? Jesus!"

"I don't want to brag but I have a really nice bum. Found him under the bridge."

"NutFlick and Chill"

"My prison cell-mate just asked me if I was tight. Why does he care about how I spend my money?"

"A guy gives free circumcisions He gets asked, ""well, if you don't get paid, how do you keep the food on the table?"" He answers, ""I keep the tips"""

"What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked ON the moon, and Michael Jackson had sex with kids."

"""You're so cold, I wished you would just disappear!"" His temperature then dropped to 0 Kelvin and he disappeared"

"How do you identify a Vegan, Crossfitter, Navy SEAL, or tranny? Don't worry about it, they will tell you."

"Hey Joe, did you return that axe to Frank? Yes. And what did he say? Yaaaaauh!"

"When I was born god asked me if I wanted a good memory or a huge wiener. I can't remember what I picked..."