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Joke of the Day

"It's widely known that some members of a prison population become well-read and crafty with words. Sometimes you can mix prose with cons."

"Yet another Chuck Norris joke. Chuck Norris caught all the Pokemon using a payphone."

"Me on Masterchef: Ive made a roasted pork kebab breaded with buttermilk cornbread and served with a tomato reduction Them: This is a corndog"

"Mother: What do you mean the school must be haunted ? Daughter: Well the principal kept going on about the school spirit."

"If I have an addiction to masturbation And I suddenly develop it into an addiction to sex, does that mean my addiction is getting out of hand?"

"Is it blowjob, blow job, or blow-job? God, I hate writing thank you letters."

"What's the difference between erotic and kinky ? Erotic is when you use a feather; kinky is when you use a whole chicken."

"I usually turn down the volume on my car radio when searching for an address, as if the house will shout out to me as I approach."

"whats the difference betweens a violin and a fiddle? A violin has strings and a fiddle has strangs."

"Holocaust jokes aren't funny. My great grandfather died in Auschwitz. He fell off of a watch tower."