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Joke of the Day
"Apparently I watch too much internet porn.... At least that's what my ebony girlfriend says."
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"suicide joke. man #1: IM GOING TO JUMP (is going to commit suicide) (everyone is in shock) man #2: DO A FLIP"
"Some people say I have a very short attention spanish is a very beautiful language."
"Interns think of God residents pray to God doctors talk to God nurses ARE God."
"Why are Redditors naturally great at swordfighting? They practice riposting all the time."
"""Science HAS gone too far,"" I whisper, gazing out across the sea of boneless chickens slithering through the farmyard. The Colonel laughs."
"A homeless man told me this one. (Kinda NSFW) Why do women have two pairs of lips? One to bitch with, and one to apologize with."
"Why is the ice planet in Star Wars called ""Hoth""...? ...shouldn't it be ""Coldth""?"
"What is the difference between a laddie and a lady? One has a d where the other doesn't."
"OH MY GOD I ALMOST SAT DOWN ON THE TOILET WITHOUT MY BLACKBERRY!"