154722

Joke of the Day

"Why are horses no fun? Because they are neigh-sayers"

"What do you get if you cross a cat with Father Christmas ? Santa Claws !"

"I was going to tell a joke about a popular rock band, but.. I'm going to need A Day To Remember."

"I want to tell you all a UDP joke ... but you might not get it."

"What was Ol' Dirty Bastard's favorite vegetable? Nigga, peas!"

"The worst thing you could hear after orally pleasing Willie Nelson. I'm not Willie Nelson."

"Sometimes I think I'm a relatively smart person. Other times I put my shoes on before my pants and realize who I really am."

"What is it about half men - half horses? They always have to be centaur of attention."

"Remember that AMA guy whose mother slept with him because he had broken his arms? She was adding incest to injury."

"I told my gay friend I could turn fruits into vegetables... He said ""prove it."" So I pushed him off the balcony."