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Joke of the Day
"Why are horses no fun? Because they are neigh-sayers"
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"Me: I'm worried that the romance has gone out of our marriage Hub: Bet I can change your mind during the next commercial break"
"I had a friend who thoroughly hated music... He left no tone unspurned."
"""Is this the burn ward?"" ""Yes can I help you?"" ""You need to admit my mom, I told her that her casserole was ass-erole."" ""Stop calling here."""
"What do you call a jazz musician without a girlfriend? Homeless"
"What do you call it when you accidentally drop a flower? An oopsy daisy."
"What was Boaz like before he got married? Ruthless."
"Pregnant The best part about being pregnant is...you can't hear your baby cry."
"It's so cold outside... I even saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets!"
"4-year-old: What's that? Me: A vegetable you won't like. If you don't tell Mom, I'll take it from you. *eats her bacon*"