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Joke of the Day

"What did the police say to the man who wouldn't go to sleep? ""He's resisting a rest!"""

"I hate when it rains cats and dogs.... I just stepped in a poodle."

"What do you call a kid with no arms or legs. Names."

"Why can't gay students ever have a 4.0 GPA? Because they're not straight A students."

"If a bear attacks you, play dead. Ok good, you're about to feel like this forever"

"What did the Jihad name his concession stand? ""Allahu Snackbar!"""

"Why did the scarecrow get an award? He was out standing in his field...."

"Real women have curves!!! Real women have spirals!!! Real women are plump and covered in a creamy sauce wait nope thinkin of pasta"

"What do we want? A cure for Tourette's! When do we want it? Cunt."

"Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms."