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Joke of the Day
"""I high fived a shark, and then we ate burritos."" - Martin Luther King Jr.'s other dream."
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"A joke about Chinese censo...mods [removed] [no-explanation] [wewillfindyou]"
"I can convert alcohol into an idiot"
"I once knew this vegetable joke ..but then they pulled the plug"
"If a gay man gets into a debilitating car accident... is he a fruit or a vegetable?"
"How do you make an egg roll? Push it."
"All my coworkers are having fruit breaks. I didn't bring a fruit, so I'll just go hang with the gay guy in the reception."
"What's worse than having 10 dead babies stapled to one tree? 1 dead baby stapled to 10 trees."
"How many cops does it tale to change a light bulb? Trick question. They just beat the room for being black."
"They say that every 2 out of 3 people live next to a pedophile Not me, I live next to 2 smoking hot 10 year olds"