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Joke of the Day
"What did one statue say to the other statue he hadn't seen in a while? ""Statue bro?"""
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"*releases helium-filled heart balloon* Me: You're free now Balloon: Ima choke a bird"
"What's the difference between a pest and vermin? Walt Disney."
"There's a pigeon walking up the driveway. I don't care what he wants. I'm not answering the door."
"What is woman spelled backwards? Kitchen"
"If a non-profit accidentally makes a profit they must be like, ""Guys we totally suck at losing money."""
"If you are what you eat... If you are what you eat your a dick. HA GOTEEM"
"Maybe if women would quit playing games they'd worry less about competition"
"Why was Mohamed Ali born a fighter? In the womb, he used to fight bald clowns. (Self made joke)"
"Why did you have to take a half naked picture in front of a full length mirror to show off your new haircut?"