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Joke of the Day

"Every time I clean out my fridge, I get pissed off about the stuff I forgot to eat."

"You know Stalin tried to invade Scandinavia But he just couldn't finnish"

"BoB had 35 Kakes. He ate 30 of them. What does BoB have Now? He have diabetes"

"Why did the Nazi fraulein move to Budapest? She heard there were hung Aryans."

"Why do churches ban Wi-Fi? Because they can't compete with an invisible power that actually exists"

"How do you use a philosophy degree in a professional context? *Why* would you like fries with that?"

"If you have more than 4 kids I automatically refer to you as a hoarder."

"""Could you not joke about tragedies?"" my friend once said to me. Studies show that 9 out of 11 people find these kind of jokes to be offensive."

"Did you hear about the Italian chef? He pasta way :("

"What do gay horses eat? Dick"