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Joke of the Day
"I'm the guy that starts walking away as you're giving me directions."
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"If I was a fashion designer Id call myself ""who"" so when celebs are asked who are they wearing they can say ""Who?"" ""Yes who?"" ""Yes."""
"A drum solo but on your face."
"My university offers sex education lessons.... Guess I should sign up for intercouses."
"Have you seen that new film about a tractor? Me neither, just saw the trailer."
"Why doesn't anyone invite copyeditors to parties when we're such cool people out with whom to hang?"
"Did you hear about the woman who doesn't like banker jokes? So if you take her on a date, you'd better not teller any."
"Sneezed. Nobody blessed me. Going to hell."
"Why does an elephant wear sneakers ? So that he can sneak up on mice !"
"I've slept with a series of triplets i called it a waltz"