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Joke of the Day

"What do you call an incognito deer? An anonymoose"

"So i asked my girlfriend if she faked it yesterday.. She said ""No, i was really asleep"""

"What was the Feminist's least favorite subject? Trigger-nometry."

"Did you hear about the guy who went streaking through a church? The priest caught him by the organ."

"Its disgusting and derogatory to call a gay man a fruit How could something so pure and sweet be compared to a homosexual!!!"

"Q: How can you tell when your girlfriend is getting too fat? A: She fits into your wife's clothes."

"What goes ""oh oh oh""? Santa walking backwards."

"I would rather cuddle then have sex. If your good with grammar you'll get it."

"Son: ""Mom, Dad.. I'm gay"" Mom: *staring at dad Dad: ...*clenches fists Mom: ...don't! Dad: *sweats profusely Mom: Dad: HI GAY, IM DAD Kudos to @Lerky on Twitter"

"The difference between ""she's jogging & healthy"" vs ""she's in danger & I should help"" is headphones."