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Joke of the Day

"What's green and smells like pig shit? Kermit's finger."

"What do you call an intelligent Saudi Arabian woman? Target practice"

"What is hitlers favorite yugio card? The blue eyes white dragon"

"Superb Waiter Our waiter went above and beyond his job description. He brought a lot to the table."

"A good friend will help you move. A great friend will help you move a body."

"The Muslim Who Dated An Ape Did you hear about the Muslim who was caught screwing an ape? He was stoned to death along with his haram bae."

"When my upstairs neighbor uses the toilet It's some next level shit"

"I had to remove the battery from my carbon monoxide detector The constant beeping was giving me a headache and making me feel sick"

"Abortion clinics are awful. But their smoothies are to die for."

"Why are men smarter than women? Because two heads are better than one."