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Joke of the Day
"Why didn't Anna and Elsa's parents teach them the alphabet? Because they got lost at C."
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"One sweet thing about being the boss in the office is that you can actually order specific supplies you want to steal."
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"How are Michael Jackson and McDonalds similar? They both put 40 year old meat in between 8 year old buns."
"""A pirate with no p... is irate!"" Friday is International talk Like a Pirate Day!"
"What does Peter Gabriel sing on the toilet? I am the extruder..."
"Whenever I see a person with a yoga mat... I tell them to get bent."
"Five emos in a room A study has shown that if you put five emos in a room, one of them will eventually kill himself because he wont have a corner to cry in."
"Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day Teach him to fish and you have lost a profitable business idea"