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Joke of the Day
"What does Peter Gabriel sing on the toilet? I am the extruder..."
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"""Alright kids, I just got off the phone. Now, raise your hands if your parents are still alive!"" ""Not so fast, Billy."""
"I phoned up the spiritual leader of Tibet, he sent me a large goat with a long neck... ...turns out I phoned dial-a-llama."
"Did you hear about the guy who had to leave his position to become a manager? He was fired up"
"What do you call a black Roy Rogers. Leroy Rogers."
"Pro tip: Instead of having kids, just adopt a couple raccoons. They'll trash your house too, but at least they can feed themselves."
"The three most read words in the world: I? ?L?o?v?e? ?Y?o?u? ...NO! It's: ""Made in China."""
"What is Forest Gump's Email password? 1Forest1"
"Just met a nerdy spider. He's a web designer"
"What's the similarity between Chris Brown being released and Pokemon Go being released? An increase in battery cases."