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Joke of the Day

"Why did the semen cross the road? I put the wrong socks on this morning..."

"Why is a pensioners vagina like a pork pie? Because you have to bite off the crust and lick out the jelly before you get to the meat."

"I hate it when somebody always comments on my status but never likes them."

"What kind of venereal disease does a Stormtrooper get? An AT-STD."

"What was the policeman's baby's first words ? Hallo Hallo Hallo !"

"How do you call an intelligent blonde? A Labrador."

"Q: How did the blonde die drinking milk? A: The cow fell on her."

"Watching the Flintstones in the UAE... is not possible in Dubai because the people don't like it. But the people from Abu Dhabi do."

"I AM NOT HAPPY ABOUT ANYTHING. YOU ARE EVIL. I don't want to go in the swing!! NOOOOooooo.... okay. yeah. This works. I'll hang here. - Baby"

"Melissa McCarthy has been diagnosed with an aggressive flesh eating virus They've given her only 14 years to live, if untreated."