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Joke of the Day

"""Momma momma, why do I keep running around in circles?"" ""Shut up or I'll nail your other foot to the floor."""

"I told a fish joke the other day... It went swimmingly."

"What do diapers and Politicians have in common? They both need changing regularly - for exactly the same reason."

"Why is it called the 18th hole and not the final fore"

"What do you call someone without arms or legs Matt"

"What do you call a nurse with flat knees? The ""head"" nurse."

"A cabbage, a tap and a tomato had a race The Cabbage was ahead, the tap was running and the tomato tried to ketchup"

"Hey is it just me or is there another two-letter pronoun used to refer to oneself as the object of a verb or preposition?"

"my abacus is super trustworthy i can always count on it"

"Time is money. Money talks. So time talks. But talk is cheap. So time is cheap. But time is money. So money is cheap. Which it's not."