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Joke of the Day
"my abacus is super trustworthy i can always count on it"
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"What's the difference between a barrel rider, and a can of Copenhagen? You can only fit 3 fingers in a can of Copenhagen."
"Boy: You've got a face like a million dollars. Girl: Have I really? Boy: Yes ? it's green and wrinkly."
"I just got back from Paris It was a blast."
"Love you in different language English..... I Love You Spanish..... Te Amo French...... Je T'aime German...... Ich Liebe Dich Redneck..... Nice Tits"
"What is the KKK's favorite dessert? A Klandike bar."
"Two fish are in a tank... Two fish are in a tank... First one says: I'll drive! Second one says: ""I'll man the guns!"""
"My love life I have found that invisible girlfriends are the way to go... Because then you know no one else is seeing her...."
"[on the phone] wife: My mom tripped over the dog me: Is she ok? wife: Yeah me: Can I talk to her? wife: Sure *calls for the dog*"
"Why did Pavlov have extra soft hair? Classical conditioning"