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Joke of the Day
"Why do mother kangaroos hate rainy days? Because then the children have to play inside."
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"My internet bride got delivered today.. she's the WiFi always dreamed of."
"Once an octopus figures out how to do roundhouse kicks, humans are pretty much done"
"My favorite knock knock joke. Knock Knock! Who's there? To. To Who? To *Whom.*"
"Why can't feminists change a light bulb? Because no matter how many you have they still can't change shit."
"the waiter grinds me some pepper. ""tell me when."" i never say 'when'. the restaurant and the city fill with pepper. sky turns black w/ peppr"
"For Halloween I put a empty bowl outside my door with a sign that says ""please take one"" That way it looks like I actually had candy once"
"british people say ""maths"" instead of math because they are big nerds who cannot be satisfied by a single math"
"I asked for a new gaming console for Christmas, instead I got some torn up cardboard, I asked why ""I thought you asked for an ex-box?"""
"How do you tell the difference between an X and Y chromosome? You pull down its genes."