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Joke of the Day

"My daughter wanted a Cinderella themed birthday party, so I invited All of her Friends over and made them clean the house."

"REMINDER: Joe Biden is the only American vice president in the last 15 years who hasn't shot a friend in the face."

"NSFW What is the difference between your father and I? Nothing. We both had sex with your mom. Just kidding, the difference is that I used a condom."

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"What's big, green and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table"

"Why don't amateur pornstars use big words? Because they're all laymen."

"I grew up in a town made from wool It was a real close-knit community."

"Do cute firemen still come when a cat is stuck in a tree? Only in case of fire? Fine. But pretty sure my cat won't like being set on fire."

"What dogs are best for sending telegrams ? Wire haired terriers !!"

"Blood is thicker than water and a lot harder to clean off the walls."