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Joke of the Day
"What'd the banana say to the vibrator? Why are you shaking? She's gonna eat me."
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"Does ""who cares"" count as advice?"
"Why does Snoop Dogg need an umbrella? Fo drizzle"
"Get in the van! me?...*winks* OK, It will be unpleasant, but worth it- hey! Where are you going?! *jogs after van*"
"""Paypal me your lunch money!"" -Cyber Bullies"
"What do you call someone that goes down on both genders? Bilingual."
"A Special Eid Joke (From my dad) If you hear the words 'Allah-hu-Akbar' during the Eid prayer from anyone but the Imam (prayer leader), run in the opposite direction"
"What kind of money do monsters use? Weirdo (weird dough)."
"Why did the bait-shop owner take an apprentice ? He wanted to be a master-baiter."
"Let's do something we both know we'll regret in the morning. Let's order KFC for dinner."