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Joke of the Day
"Why do black people have nightmares? Because the last guy who had a dream got shot"
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"So I sadly discovered that username Iloveyouforever has been taken"
"""Everyday I'm shoveling"" - Canadians Theme Song."
"The Energizer Bunny was arrested this morning. Have you heard about this? Yeah, police say he was charged with battery."
"Does anyone know where Engagement, Ohio is? About halfway between Dayton and Marion"
"Watching a show about women who choose to give birth outside. Like, let's take the most painful experience of my life and add bugs and shit."
"How did Jack get rich? His bean-stock went up."
"What did Ohio say to Oklahoma? Oh, hi ""O"". `ifit'sbaddon'tkillme`"
"A German man and woman are having sex, and an American walks in... The American shouts ""Gross!"" and turns away. The German man looks toward him and smiles, saying ""Danke!"""
"*6 hours of Russian roulette* Me: ""I think I forgot to load a bullet in this gun."""