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Joke of the Day

"My friend Jerry was going to be a pilot... but that career never took off."

"Dating in your thirties is like finding a parking spot, the only way to get one is to follow them out to their car."

"I don't often get suspicious,but squirrels rubbing their tiny hands together? I worry they won the lottery & hired a good hit & run attorney"

"Why can't animals take tests? Too many cheetahs!!!!"

"When German politics go right, they go far right. Right through Poland"

"Mrs. Bigger liked telling everyone her newborn baby boy was a lot bigger than she was... But he was really just a little Bigger."

"A poor old man got hit by a car today. I say poor because he only had 90 cents in his wallet."

"A Muslim walks into a bar An allahu ak-bar."

"I'm eating this banana sideways so my husband doesn't get the wrong idea."

"ALL OF THE ANIMALS ARE TALKING THIS IS THE BEST ACID EVER LOL -Dr. Dolittle"