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Joke of the Day

"I saw 300 lbs crammed into a pair of small yoga pants so now I understand how the Tardis on Dr. Who is real."

"Human Resources just came up with a cool new term for just about everything I like to do at work. They call it ""inappropriate"""

"What is the difference between a banana and a bell? You can only peel (peal) the banana once."

"I like my coffee like I like my women... Drunk."

"What's the best part about having sex with 25 yr olds? There's 20 of them!"

"What do you call Einstein masturbating? A stroke of genius."

"How did Al Gore invent the Internet? With Al-Gore-rithims"

"Necrophilia... There's nothing like cracking open a cold one."

"What do you get if you cross Islam and Capitalism? No more jokes about the profit."

"Why did the chicken cross the road? CluckBait."