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Joke of the Day
"When is the Bible accurate? When it's thrown from a short distance."
Next Joke
"I went to a funeral the other day, my friend died after being hit on the head by a tennis ball. It was a lovely service."
"Baltimore Ravens go low carb Baltimore ravens go low carb and cut Rice. (I will see myself out)"
"*two turtles strapping themselves to a sleeping cheetah* Just you wait, Carl! This is gonna be awesome!"
"Online Dating is like Online gaming. The Grind is real."
"I found some good cookie recipes with weed the other day. Then I was like, ""That's a weird place to keep cookie recipes""."
"Superman: Where's Batman? Wonder Woman: *shrugs* Firestorm: I dunno Green Lantern: ... Superman: Oh shit, we forgot Batman can't fly again!!"
"Let's stop listing pagers on that list of electronic devices that should be turned off."
"Where do most illegal immigrants go in America? Allah-bama."
"I lie in the bath for hours. But I try to tell the truth the rest of the time."