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Joke of the Day

"Wow! last night was crazy. I killed 15 zombies just in the first hour alone. Anyone know why they were all carrying sweets?"

"Mummy! Mummy! Have you seen my Cabbage Patch Doll? Be quiet and finish your coleslaw!"

"I was ringing this 0800 number for two days before I realised it was their opening hours."

"Damn girl, are you a Unix based printer? Because my lp0 is on fire!"

"What do you say when the Batmobile drives by? Na na na na na na na na BAT MAN What do you say when a stolen Batmobile drives by? Na na na na na na na na BLACK MAN"

"Do cats stutter? No, but they paws."

"What's red and smells like yellow paint? Red paint"

"Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? Don't worry, he worked it out with a pencil."

"As kid, It was always easy to find the black kids on the playground... They were always hanging around the monkey bars."

"What did Kurt Kobain have such a terrible time in 7th grade? He was having a mid-life crisis."