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Joke of the Day
"My friend asked me if I wanted to walk down a hill with him. I declined."
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"""Someone's been sleeping in my bed!"" said mommy bear. ""Who hasn't"" muttered daddy bear. ""What?! You wanna do this now, in front of the kid!"""
"It's uncomfortable when the neighbor's kids look like you."
"""I hope the porn channel in my room is disabled."" Hotel Clerk ""No, it's regular porn, you sick bitch."""
"Drinking makes some husbands see double and feel single."
"The '80s called: They want you stop anthropomorphizing decades."
"Had to sober up in a hurry this morning so I chugged a few Coors lights."
"Anyone that says there are no stupid questions has never had to explain to a 5 year old why there are no pink bananas 267 times today."
"Why didn't Gordon Ramsay like the Girl Scout cream pies? He found a hair in one."
"What did the pirate say when he turned 80? Aye Matey"