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Joke of the Day
"Drinking makes some husbands see double and feel single."
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"What's the worst part about Necrophilia? The awkward silence."
"* on a date snuggling * Me: Did you enjoy dinner? Her: Yeah, but now I feel fat. Me: Get your hands off my belly."
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"A Family Walks Into A Hotel... The Father walks up to the front desk and says ""I hope the porn is disabled"" The man at the desk replies ""no, it's just regular porn you sick cunt"""