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Joke of the Day

"Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room The bear isn't dead it is just afraid to move."

"Someone asked me where I will be in 5 years? I said I don't know, I dont have 20/20 vision. Compliments to my dad for that one."

"Buffet Why did the guy at the all you can eat place go from one serving table to the other? To get to the other sides."

"Why did the emoji fly to Syria? It wanted to become an Emojihad!"

"""I < 3 You"" means I'm smaller than 3 of you."

"Ugly Duckling is my favorite story that teaches kids it's okay to look weird for a while as long as u get ur act together and become hot."

"Engineers What is the difference between mechanical engineers and civil engineers? Mechanical engineers build weapons. Civil engineers build targets."

"My girlfriend and I were fighting in the car We glared at eachother and I thought neither of us would back down, but in the end we struck an Accord."

"Do you know why the baby Jesus wasn't born in Iowa? They couldn't find three wise men!!!"

"Had a terrible nightmare last night... I dreamt that I was forced to eat two huge marshmallows. When I woke up this morning, my pillows were gone!"