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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a gay dentist? The Tooth Fairy"
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"What is a mouse's favorite record ? 'Please cheese me' !"
"What's the sound of a one-handed corpse clapping? Dead silence. What's the sound of a one-handed zombie clapping? Undead silence. Thanks to my gaming group for those."
"You're a party girl until your looks deteriorate. Then you're just a drug addict."
"My mother went missing in Vietnam during the war... Momma MIA!"
"""Let's eat, get drunk and watch people exercise"" sports fans"
"I like my jokes like I like my burgers. Cheesy."
"4: Mommy, you're just like a Disney movie. We should play pretend. Me: Aww! Sure! 4:You can be the Beast. Me: ... 4: Or the fat sea witch!"
"(from my 8 year old) What do you call a Mexican chicken giving directions? Arrows con Pollo"
"getting a teardrop tattoo for every leaf i've accidentally stepped on"