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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a gay dentist? The Tooth Fairy"
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"I work at a bar, don't like it but it pays good. I just kneaded the Dough. EDIT: Not bar, bakery. Sand autocorrect. Never use Reddit on a phone."
"Nobody has 3 cats. You either have 1 or 2, but from there you leap directly to 17."
"Hey, Cap'n Crunch. You've been a captain since 1963. Dude, I don't think admiral is happening for you."
"What's the difference between a dead baby and a table? You can't fuck a table."
"This year for Lent, I'm giving up"
"judas: honestly jesus is the coolest dude ever i hope he lives forever jesus: worst movie ive ever seen? Space Jam judas: yo what the f"
"What else can you call pictures depicting children sexually? Underdeveloped photos."
"What's 18 inches long and hangs in front of an asshole? OBAMA'S tie"
"I emailed Hillary that to secure a win, she had to pick Bernie as VP. I guess she deleted it."