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Joke of the Day

"Donald Trump is the president elect of the United States. I am still not sure if it belongs here or in r/politics (?)"

"What's a russian's favorite golf club? A putin wedge."

"How come Rhonda Rousey had a hard time making friends when she was younger? Because she was Holm schooled."

"How do you spot the vegan at a party? They'll tell you."

"""Why don't British people pronounce their T's? Because they're all in the Boston harbor."""

"""Grapey."" -me after every wine at the wine-tasting"

"What does Moses do when he wants a beer? He brews!"

"Q. What did dela wear?(Delaware) A. Her New Jersey"

"Did you hear about the boy born with no eyelids? Doctors decided to make some for him out of his foreskin. They say that the boy is doing fine now, but he's a little cock-eyed."

"""Welcome... To Jurassic Park."" ""But some of these dinosaurs are from the Cretaceous Period--"" ""WE ALREADY MADE THE SIGNS"""