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Joke of the Day

"Ad hominem tactics are awful and so is anyone that uses them."

"What do you call a gorilla that's a member of a terrorist organization? Boko Harambe"

"What do logicians use to shave? Occam's razor"

"What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? ""Robin, get into the Batmobile..."""

"ME: look a possum HER: actually it's spelled opossum ME: you don't no how I spelled it, we're talking HER: actually it's spelled know"

"Everything my three year old says is like listening to a weird roommate describe their LSD dreams."

"dear teenage me, it's the future. no flying cars but you will write jokes on a telephone. no don't kill yourself it's actually pretty fun"

"My teen was complaining he had no clean clothes so I asked him what he thought he should do: ""Uh, go buy new clothes?"" Have kids. It's fun."

"Did you hear what happened to the private who got caught sleeping with his drill instructor's Chlamydia infected wife? He got an oily discharge."

"#WhenIWasYourAge: We had to open all doors by ourselves. None of them knew we were coming."