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Joke of the Day

"Why was Noah such a compelling character? He had a good ark."

"Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a flying fuck."

"I feel like a tampon... In the right place... at the wrong time.."

"What kind of bees make milk? BOOBIES!!!"

"Why wasn't Jesus born in the United states? They couldn't find three wise men or a virgin."

"Where did Napoleon Bonaparte keep his armies? In his sleevies."

"Why Donald Trump will be one term president? One can only trump the nation once!"

"A little boy came running into the kitchen. 'Dad dad' he said 'there's a monster at the door with a really ugly face' 'Tell him you've already got one' said his father !"

"[NSFW] Sex is like flipping a coin Either way you're getting heads or tails"

"A mushroom walks into a bar... The bartender says ""we dont serve your kind."" The mushroom replies ""but im a fungi!"