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Joke of the Day
"If the Earth is only 5000 years old, how do you explain Cher?"
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"What do a Catholic Priest and McDonald's have in common? Both like to stick their meat in 10 year old buns."
"Wife: Tell me how many women you fucked during your 5 year trip. Husband: None! Wife: For every one that you tell me I'll give you a hundred dollars Husband: I don't need your 36000 dollars!"
"Post some more song lyrics as your status. Someone will eventually understand your struggle."
"Redneck word of the day Rectum Ex. I had two good four wheelers but then I rectum."
"Shoutout to sidewalks for keeping me off the streets."
"Did you hear about the dyslexic devil worshipper? He sold his soul to Santa"
"Michael Jackson loves the holiday season It starts with Black Friday, and it ends with a White Christmas. I'll show myself out."
"What's the difference between Isaac Newton and the baby I just stabbed to death? Isaac Newton died a virgin."