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Joke of the Day

"Why are black people tall? Because their knee grows."

"""Children can be very cruel,"" I reassure my 6 year-old. ""But sometimes it seems like you aren't even trying."""

"What's the difference between a Zippo and a hippo ? Ones a little lighter"

"What do you call an Englishmam in the Euro championship final A referee"

"Car next to me in liquor store parking lot has a family sticker. She has SEVEN kids. I better get in there quick! She's gonna buy it all."

"My friend asked me if i had ever gotten and given oral sex at the same time and i said yes Little does he know i can suck my own dick"

"Joke What's the difference between a dick and an ass? I don't know, but your mom seems to enjoy the combination of both."

"I have only one resolution. To rediscover the difference between wants and needs. May I have all I need and want all I have. Happy New Year!"

"As a young southern farmer I used to dread wasting my time with hoes Now finally I can afford a tractor"

"You know Toothpaste was invented in Alabama? Anywhere else and it would have been called Teethpaste!"