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Joke of the Day

"[on plane] Me: It's ok, more ppl are killed by hippos than by plane crashes Pilot: This is your captain speaking, I'm a hippo btw Me: Nooooo"

"Why did the Chicken come to /r/jokes? [To be buried](http://www.reddit.com/r/antiantiantijokes/comments/3bccyc/the_chicken_sat_far_from_the_road_considering_its/)"

"A Sigmund Freud light bulb joke. Q: How many Sigmund Freud's does it take to change a light bulb? A: Cocaine."

"What charity has PETA beat in terms of death rate? The Make a Wish Foundation."

"If we both go for the last slice of apple pie at the same time, I will bury my fork in your throat."

"I wonder if Martha Washington ever got splinters from George's teeth."

"What do you call it when someone is raped by a bunch of ghosts? Boo-kakke"

"What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jewish person? The Boy Scout comes home from camp. ^First ^time ^posting ^on ^this ^sub ^don't ^know ^what's ^too ^offensive ^and ^what's ^not ^sorry."

"How to avoid falling trap to clickbaiting? Sorry, you can't!"

"Just found a hilarious message in a bottle on the beach. I decided it needed to be RT'd, so I threw it back in."