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Joke of the Day

"Wanna hear an Ebola joke? You probably won't get it."

"I am in NO condition to drive. (I'm a woman.)"

"how do you wake lady gaga up? poke her face"

"Honey, I gained weight to prevent women from hitting on me. You think I want to look like this? I do this for you."

"Did you hear about the two gay basketball players? They went head to head."

"Have you seen the world's biggest thermometer? I hear it's fair in height"

"What's the most indian bone in the human body? The patella. (I'll show myself out)"

"Why are so many blind people religious? Because they just won't open their eyes!"

"Sold some krokodil today...... ""see you later alligator"""

"Romeo and Juliet is my favorite story about how when you fall in love, it's best to just kill yourself."