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Joke of the Day

"I'm in a long distance relationship. My girlfriend is in the future."

"Disease doesn't care if you are a celebrity, Micheal J. Fox has battled Parkinson for 22 years, and Jamie Lee Curtis is super irregular!"

"The only thing standing between me and greatness, is millions of people who are more talented and want it more."

"I think I just passed a Pussy Willow. I couldn't see clearly because there was a big bush in front of it."

"You haven't experienced awkward until you try to tickle someone who isn't ticklish."

"Windows Phone"

"Moshe was walking down the street and gets run over by another Jewish driver. The driver speeds away and yells out the window ""Watch Out""! Moshe responds ""Why? Are you coming back?"

"Why do black people have such big dicks? So they have something to play with on christmas. -inappropriate, but i think its funny."

"Almonds on the tree; Amonds off the tree cause to get them off the tree you hafta shake the ""L"" out of them!"

"""Hey dude, Do you know any jokes about sodium bromate?"" ""NaBrO."""